Skinny Dipping at Low Tide: A Saga of Squeezed Shorts, Shattered Dreams, and Embarrassing Riches
Publication Date: 01/13/2026
A Confederacy of Dunces meets Liar’s Poker in this rollicking roman à clef from inside PwnShop’s “bored” room as the embattled company hobbles through an extraordinary short squeeze. Why do good things happen to bad companies? In early 2021, the stock value of PwnShop—a dead to rights bricks-and-mortar retailer disrupted…
The S@#t I’ve Heard at Yoga: What I Learned in Downward Dog
Publication Date: 01/06/2026
The S@#t I’ve Heard at Yoga is a collection of humorous, unexpected, and insightful essays that reveals how yoga helped a Type A cynic transform to a Type Y(oga) optimist. Calm is the new superpower. This collection of eclectic anecdotes charts my reluctant evolution from cynic to optimist. Inspired by…
Addicted Animals A to Z
Publication Date: 07/15/2025
Join the Addicted Animals for a twisted and hilarious journey through the alphabet. From acid-dropping alpacas to zebras drinking Zinfandel, the ABCs will never be the same again. Have you ever wondered what would happen if you gave a hedgehog a highball or gave a fox fast food? Of course…
Entrances and Exits
Publication Date: 06/04/2024
A NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER As seen on The Today Show, The View, and Jesse Watters The man who brought the kavorka to the Seinfeld show through one of the most remarkable and beloved television characters ever invented, Kramer, shares the extraordinary life of a comedy genius—the way he came…
Married… With Children vs the World: The Inside Story of the Shock-Com That Launched FOX and that Changed TV Comedy Forever
Publication Date: 04/23/2024
A rollicking account of the groundbreaking show from one of the show’s producers, featuring the voices of the stars, creators, and executives involved with bringing it to life. Married… With Children burst onto the airwaves with a full-frontal attack on the myth of domestic tranquility depicted in family comedies since…
Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and the Express Train to Nowhere (2)
Publication Date: 06/07/2022
The long-awaited follow-up to Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills’s smash hit Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and the Secret of the Grande Chateau. Hey kid, do you wanna get rich? I’m talking real rich, real quick. It’s easy, and to do it, all the info you need is contained within this book.…
I Don’t Care If You Like Me, I Like Me: Bernie Mac’s Daily Motivational
Publication Date: 05/24/2022
Listen up y’all. Bernie Mac is back, and this here is his page-a-day prescription for a better life and career. You wanna be successful, don’t ya? All you gotta do is read one page a day. So come on, let’s start your edumacation right now. Are y’all ready to get…
The Umpire Strikes Back
Publication Date: 04/26/2022
Ron Luciano takes you out on the ballfield and into the clubhouse in the biggest and funniest baseball bestseller ever! Here is Ron Luciano, the funniest ump ever to call balls and strikes. A huge and awesome legend who leaps and spins and shoots players with an index finger while…
Starseed R/evolution: The Awakening
Publication Date: 03/01/2022
Earth is in peril. Is the only hope for salvation a five-year-old, half-human, half-Arcturian prince and a master Starseed mystic? Enter the extraordinary world of Crown Prince Ian, the last surviving heir of the Royal Arcturian Family of Antwar. He’s half-human, half-alien, with an IQ approaching 200 and a penchant…
Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and the Secret of the Grande Chateau
Publication Date: 03/10/2020
THE FIRST OFFICIAL NOVEL FROM GAME GRUMPS Listen up, kid. My name is Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills. I’m the author of this book and many other ones that you might not have heard of. This book is about two idiot wannabe detective-types. Their names are J.J. and Valentine Watts, but…