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Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and the Secret of the Grande Chateau

Publication Date: 03/10/2020

THE FIRST OFFICIAL NOVEL FROM GAME GRUMPS Listen up, kid. My name is Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills. I’m the author of this book and many other ones that you might not have heard of. This book is about two idiot wannabe detective-types. Their names are J.J. and Valentine Watts, but…

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Selling Nostalgia: A Neurotic Novel

Publication Date: 08/13/2019

Prepare yourself to boldly go where few fanboys and fangirls have gone before on this rocket-powered rollercoaster ride through today’s madcap, pop culture-obsessed “nostalgia industry”—comprised of the reunions, reboots, blogs, podcasts, commenters, conventions, and collect-em-all merch—that fuels today’s ever-growing geek culture! As with so many members of his generation, down-on-his-luck…

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Tortured Cardboard: How Great Board Games Arise from Chaos, Survive by Chance, Impart Wisdom, and Gain Immortality

Publication Date: 07/23/2019

Be enlightened and entertained. Be prepared for irreverence. Come on this journey through time and witness how these games came to be, why they flourish, and what you can gain by applying their “secrets.” The term “tortured cardboard” sums up what happens to cardboard when making a board game (bound,…

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Dragons Suck

Publication Date: 05/14/2019

Harkness is absolutely not a hero—but unfortunately for him, he’s been volunteered by his village to save the world, and he quickly finds that modern-day sarcasm is no match for ancient dragons. Harkness, a medieval peasant with a millennial’s mindset, is quite happy to sit back and make quips while…

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Hip-Hop Alphabet

Publication Date: 04/23/2019

Yo Gabba Gabba! meets Yo! MTV Raps in this lively and educational book for young children learning the alphabet—and their hip-hop–loving parents. Take a wondrous alphabetical journey through the glorious history of hip-hop in this kid-friendly introduction to the music that defined a generation. Featuring clever rhymes and graffiti-style drawings by legendary artist…

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The HQ Training Manual: The (Unofficial) Guide to Winning America’s Hottest Trivia Game

Publication Date: 05/15/2018

It’s 3:00 P.M. Do you know where your phone is? The clock is counting down: 10, 9, 8, 7.... Can you make it past Q3? Can you survive the savage questions and claim a portion of the prize? Anyone can breeze through the two no-brainers at the top. You need…

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1897: Aliens! Vampires! Zombies!

Publication Date: 10/20/2015

In 1897, aliens observing Earth accidentally unleash a horde of zombies across the planet. In Poughkeepsie, New York, Anita Hemmings joins with Samuel Clemens and Edith Wharton in a desperate fight for their lives. In Germany, August Strindberg and the cast and crew of his latest play discover an underground…

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Kill Machine (The Hroza Connection Book 6)

Publication Date: 08/25/2015

Now that the aliens are back, they think it's best for the universe if the Earth is cooked to dust. I can't let that happen. Not after everything we've been through. We're gonna take back New York City.

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Blood God (The Hroza Connection Book 5)

Publication Date: 07/28/2015

I've slaughtered zombies and monsters created by a parasite I carry in my veins. It took ten years and thousands of bodies for me to feel like I had a family again. But I won. I deserve a break. That's why I'm shipping up to Boston. The fortress. The last…

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A Man and His Robot (The Hroza Connection Book 4)

Publication Date: 06/30/2015

Welcome to The Future. It still sucks. The zombies were bad enough. But the infection's different now–we've got Stilt-walkers, Flesh-towers, and Hell-babies. A whole new monster menagerie. That's what the parasite does. It evolves. I survived. I watched all my friends die. Now it's just me and my robot. The…

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