Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and the Express Train to Nowhere (2)
Publication Date: 06/07/2022
The long-awaited follow-up to Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills’s smash hit Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and the Secret of the Grande Chateau. Hey kid, do you wanna get rich? I’m talking real rich, real quick. It’s easy, and to do it, all the info you need is contained within this book.…
I Don’t Care If You Like Me, I Like Me: Bernie Mac’s Daily Motivational
Publication Date: 05/24/2022
Listen up y’all. Bernie Mac is back, and this here is his page-a-day prescription for a better life and career. You wanna be successful, don’t ya? All you gotta do is read one page a day. So come on, let’s start your edumacation right now. Are y’all ready to get…
Starseed R/evolution: The Awakening
Publication Date: 03/01/2022
Earth is in peril. Is the only hope for salvation a five-year-old, half-human, half-Arcturian prince and a master Starseed mystic? Enter the extraordinary world of Crown Prince Ian, the last surviving heir of the Royal Arcturian Family of Antwar. He’s half-human, half-alien, with an IQ approaching 200 and a penchant…
Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and the Secret of the Grande Chateau
Publication Date: 03/10/2020
THE FIRST OFFICIAL NOVEL FROM GAME GRUMPS Listen up, kid. My name is Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills. I’m the author of this book and many other ones that you might not have heard of. This book is about two idiot wannabe detective-types. Their names are J.J. and Valentine Watts, but…
Selling Nostalgia: A Neurotic Novel
Publication Date: 08/13/2019
Prepare yourself to boldly go where few fanboys and fangirls have gone before on this rocket-powered rollercoaster ride through today’s madcap, pop culture-obsessed “nostalgia industry”—comprised of the reunions, reboots, blogs, podcasts, commenters, conventions, and collect-em-all merch—that fuels today’s ever-growing geek culture! As with so many members of his generation, down-on-his-luck…
Tortured Cardboard: How Great Board Games Arise from Chaos, Survive by Chance, Impart Wisdom, and Gain Immortality
Publication Date: 07/23/2019
Be enlightened and entertained. Be prepared for irreverence. Come on this journey through time and witness how these games came to be, why they flourish, and what you can gain by applying their “secrets.” The term “tortured cardboard” sums up what happens to cardboard when making a board game (bound,…
Dragons Suck
Publication Date: 05/14/2019
Harkness is absolutely not a hero—but unfortunately for him, he’s been volunteered by his village to save the world, and he quickly finds that modern-day sarcasm is no match for ancient dragons. Harkness, a medieval peasant with a millennial’s mindset, is quite happy to sit back and make quips while…
Hip-Hop Alphabet
Publication Date: 04/23/2019
Yo Gabba Gabba! meets Yo! MTV Raps in this lively and educational book for young children learning the alphabet—and their hip-hop–loving parents. Take a wondrous alphabetical journey through the glorious history of hip-hop in this kid-friendly introduction to the music that defined a generation. Featuring clever rhymes and graffiti-style drawings by legendary artist…
The HQ Training Manual: The (Unofficial) Guide to Winning America’s Hottest Trivia Game
Publication Date: 05/15/2018
It’s 3:00 P.M. Do you know where your phone is? The clock is counting down: 10, 9, 8, 7.... Can you make it past Q3? Can you survive the savage questions and claim a portion of the prize? Anyone can breeze through the two no-brainers at the top. You need…
1897: Aliens! Vampires! Zombies!
Publication Date: 10/20/2015
In 1897, aliens observing Earth accidentally unleash a horde of zombies across the planet. In Poughkeepsie, New York, Anita Hemmings joins with Samuel Clemens and Edith Wharton in a desperate fight for their lives. In Germany, August Strindberg and the cast and crew of his latest play discover an underground…