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Live, From the End of the World (The Hroza Connection Book 3)

Publication Date: 05/26/2015

Welcome to The Future. It sucks. There are no flying cars, but there are flying robots that want to sell you crap. And mutant cockroaches. And talking, exploding squirrels. Then there are the superstorms.... And there's a politician who kills a hooker just by having sex with her, unleashing a…

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Emergence (The Hroza Connection Book 2)

Publication Date: 04/21/2015

Jack and Caleb Svoboda don't have a charmed life, but it is a life. Along with their two friends, Catarina and Patrick, they seem to be doing just fine in southern Brooklyn–until the kids are cast into a nightmare…. Soon, all four teenagers are forced into an arena where it's…

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Stranded (The Hroza Connection Book 1)

Publication Date: 03/24/2015

Logging in Alaska is cold, hard, tough work. It takes cold, hard, tough guys to get the job done. No, they don't need to like each other. They don't need to be pals. They just need to do the work. They smoke. Drink. Curse. Hate everything that doesn't make their…

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Kezzie of Babylon

Publication Date: 02/26/2015

The zombie apocalypse begins the same night your stripper-girlfriend skips town with the money you owe your drug dealer. Fortunately, you know a place you and your best (and only) friend Frankenstein can hide out – a marijuana grow-op in the hinterlands of rural British Columbia, presided over by a…

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How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items

Publication Date: 01/13/2015

The human race is an endangered species. Vampires, werewolves, Bigfoot, and killer robots – they’re all trying to kill us. Killer robots even have the word “killer” in their name. Can it get more obvious? We need to rid the world of these monsters before they rid the world of…

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March the Damned (The Flying Zombies Trilogy Book 1)

Publication Date: 09/09/2014

Movie director, alcoholic and all around asshole Dennis March’s plans for his next blockbuster are put on hold when Southern California is invaded by flying parasitic aliens that use people as hosts before discarding them as zombies. After local newscaster Kelly Stelly and crew save him from attack, he discovers…

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John Dies at the End

Publication Date: 09/29/2009

NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE STOP. You should not have touched this book with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may…

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