Now... where's my fb friend's requests?! Where are they?! You know who you are! Send them to me...TO ME!
*clears throat* Ahem, attention ladies and gents. I'd like to take a moment to thank all of you for your support. It has been wonderful, being welcomed into this superb family. I look forward to many years with you. *tear* Now, back to the mayhem....
Where's my FB requests?! I will set myself on fire! I will! Don't make me do it!