I'm trying to decide how to kill a character... in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible.
And I mean so ludicrous, so asinine, it leaves me dumber for having written it.
Some of you may ask, "Why in the world would she want to do this? To do something like this, on purpose, to one of her characters?"
Short answer: I hate this character. He's an idiot, and deserves to die an idiot's death.
Long answer: Actually this answer is pretty much the same as the short.
I'm thinking... something with a catapult, a chicken, and a rubix cube.