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[Kody Boye]

That's it, you people officially suck at being drunk. Ten days? Wow...

I'm so getting you all to give me money at Horror Realm to go get you Cokes...

[armydillo978]

That's it, you people officially suck at being drunk. Ten days? Wow...

I'm so getting you all to give me money at Horror Realm to go get you Cokes...

Can you make mine Coke Zero?  I'll provide the rum.

[james roy daley]

I didn't want to keep posting. I was starting to feel like an alcoholic. And you know what else? There was--

Ah, shit.

Spilled my drink.

[armydillo978]

Ah, shit.

Spilled my drink.

Noob.....once you get to level 5 you don't spill the drink.   Sheeesh. 

[Brave Blue Mice]

A long time ago, way back in history,
when all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea.
Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops,
and he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well
one thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell
so all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop
for five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick,
the kind of lubrication to make your engine tick.
40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks.
Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

The Lord bless Charlie Mops!

[Zombie Zak]

Dropkick Murphy's - The Spicy McHaggis Jig

I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true
a tale you'd best hope, never happens to you,
old spicy mcHaggis, how he met his fate,
you I can save, but for him it's too late

Spicy was big, burly and strong
his pipes were gigantic, and so was his schlong
from city to city running around
Always looking for chicks over four hundred pounds

One night at the pub a girl caught his eye
big as a house, just the right size
the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt
spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
the piper delivered his best pick-up line
thought to himself, "this beast is all mine"
the portly young lady could stand for no more
grabbed his cojones and went for the door

They got to her house and dimmed all the lights
Spicy was in for one hell of a night
he said that he loved her, he'd always be true
"But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met you!!"

By now he saw double through his drunken eyes
neither had looks or appropriate size
he came to his senses, thought to himself,
"At this time of night I won't find nothing else"
he took off his shirt, she lifted her skirt,
they pulled out his unit and stared to flirt
she asked for a glove, he gave her a shove,
had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day.

SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY!

One night at the pub a girl caught his eye
big as a house, just the right size
the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt
spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
the piper delivered his best pick-up line
thought to himself, "this beast is all mine"
the portly young lady could stand for no more
grabbed his cojones and went for the door

Three packs a day, he'll smoke 'til he dies
Spicy McHaggis, one hell of a guy!

I don't know what you all are talking about...and who drank all my beer!?

[Jessica Brown]

Resurrecting this thread. I've been drinking.

[HOO-HAA]

I was out boozing in Belfast last night. 

Good morning Mr Hangover! 

[james roy daley]

Resurrecting this thread. I've been drinking.

Awesome.

[Bobbie]

I accidentally inhaled something that made me faint, does that count?

[Matthew]

Was it a bug?

[Bobbie]

Some kind of chemical my husband was using in the garage. 

[armydillo978]

I accidentally inhaled something that made me faint, does that count?

Did you post or call anyone after fainting?  If not, maybe an honorary member then.

[Bobbie]

The acorn that becomes the nut or something?

[Matthew]

No, no, no.

The acorn is the oak tree.
It's you that is the nut.