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[Warhammer]

Not really new, but I never mentioned it in this thread, but I have one over at:

http://www.johnwoliverwriter.com/blog/

[Bobbie]

There's a cool picture of John on his blog!   

Not really new, but I never mentioned it in this thread, but I have one over at:

http://www.johnwoliverwriter.com/blog/

[Warhammer]

My wife just pointed out that if anyone else wants a site anything like what I have, or just anything at all, she wrote the code and all.

There's a cool picture of John on his blog!   

Not really new, but I never mentioned it in this thread, but I have one over at:

http://www.johnwoliverwriter.com/blog/

[Zombie Zak]

Not really new, but I never mentioned it in this thread, but I have one over at:

http://www.johnwoliverwriter.com/blog/

Neat and nifty!

[Ron Earl Phillips]

http://between.ronearl.com

I haven't posted to it in a month, but I'm gearing up to change the design and start again.

[williemeikle]

Mine has had a wee overhaul

http://williammeikle.blogspot.com/

[Licorice Lain]

I am such a bad blogger! I haven't chacked any of yours' in a dog's age. I shall remedy that this weekend. :3

I would post a link to mine, but I have to consider the children that come onto this forum. ;P

[rthomasriley]

I blog for Apex every last Friday of the month.

My newest is up now http://www.apexbookcompany.com/blog/2010/07/the-difference-between-writing-and-publishing/



Thomas

[Licorice Lain]

I blog for Apex every last Friday of the month.

My newest is up now http://www.apexbookcompany.com/blog/2010/07/the-difference-between-writing-and-publishing/



Thomas

It is a nice blog. And I think that post is a necessity for all newbies to the biz.

Lani

[Lord Anubis]

I continue to blog on important, writerly matter for my own amusement.

And for subliminal marketing purposes.

 

[Victorya]

I continue to blog on important, writerly matter for my own amusement.

And for subliminal marketing purposes.

 

Must. . .buy. . .Crusoe and  , Must. . .

Dear Mr. Anubis,

Attached please find a copy of my screenplay, "Humanity Sucks and Yes Global Warming is Real."  I look forward to winning your contest. 

Here is a sample of the genius you will read:

Diana:  This Global warming, wow.
Marcia:  And to think that we created it, through all those disposable bottles and everything.
Diana:  Yeah, all this garbage we create.  We really suck, don't we?
Both:  Humanity sucks.

Sincerely,

Vic to the tor-y-a

[Lord Anubis]

Diana:  This Global warming, wow.
Marcia:  And to think that we created it, through all those disposable bottles and everything.
Diana:  Yeah, all this garbage we create.  We really suck, don't we?
Both:  Humanity sucks.

This would be funny if it wasn't so dead-on to the kind of stuff I've seen people submit.

Honestly, this is better than some of the stuff I've seen people submit, so it's already edging up the "genius" bar... 

[Matthew]

Dear M. Anubis (I'm already earning low points for lack of originality)

Please consider this story, ripped from today's headlines.

DR. SINGH: (twirling his mustache) Bwahaha!  That's 317 abortions I've performed today!  What do you think about hat Dr. Chang?
DR. CHANG: (also twirling his mustache) You lose the illegal gambling pool, again!  I've performed 321 abortions.
BOB: (he is clean shaven and has nothing to twirl) Don't you two worry about what Jesus is going to do to you when he comes back?
DR. LESBIAN (has only the traces of a mustache, and is clearly envious of her twirling compatriots)  Shut up Bob!  When Cthulhu rises he's going to melt your brain!
BOB: Do you have to be so evil?
DR. CHANG: Bob, you need to get over your resentment of Dr. Lesbian.
DR. SINGH: Just because an unqualified colored woman was promoted over you, that's no reason to be bitter.
BOB: Don't you realize that, between the three of you, that's 666 abortions?
DR. LESBIAN: Hey, that's right!  We should celebrate.
DR. CHANG: Let's go to my place and play Dungeons and Dragons!
DR. SINGH: We can honor our Dark Master and have unwholesome fun at the same time.
(The three doctors walk off laughing and twirling mustaches)
BOB: Golly!  What's gone wrong with America?
JESUS:  It's all the coloreds, Bob.  This is what happens when they start mixing in everywhere.
BOB: Jesus, is it really you?
JESUS:  Yes, Bob.  We three have come to rescue America from bad people.
BOB: Yuo mean the Holy Trinity?
JESUS:  Nope.  Me and Smith and Wesson.

[Lord Anubis]

My lovely lady, the professional contest reader, was in tears she was laughing so hard at that.  Again, because it's just too darn close to true.

Seriously, until you start wading through a major pile of submissions (she reads about 350+ scripts a year) you have no idea how insane some people are.  Not just in the "you thought this was going to make it?" way, but in the plain old "you line your hats with tinfoil, don't you?" way.

[Licorice Lain]

My lovely lady, the professional contest reader, was in tears she was laughing so hard at that.  Again, because it's just too darn close to true.

Seriously, until you start wading through a major pile of submissions (she reads about 350+ scripts a year) you have no idea how insane some people are.  Not just in the "you thought this was going to make it?" way, but in the plain old "you line your hats with tinfoil, don't you?" way.

I feel so bad for her. :/ To have to plow so much crap....She does at least come across the occasional gem right?

Lani