My deepest thoughts of 2011 (mostly from Twitter, so you know they're extra deep).
There are few things in life better than a Fall day and a half-finished book. One of them is drugs
My favorite plural noun has to be "Draculas."
I didn't know "enfant terrible" was French for "personality disorder." Just kidding I did
"Every cloud has a silver lining." I think your brain is lined with mercury
Picturing the climax of Raiders with everyone's faces melting set to the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme
Should the zompocalypse occur, and one of the dead picks up a gun & aims at you, the best thing is to point at it & say "You can't do that."
Always fun to end a story by placing the protagonist in a straitjacket. Haha fuck you protagonist
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Your mom.
Decades-old paperbacks smell like happy.
It's the almost-thought that counts! I'm almost thinking nearly all the time.
If no one has yet made an album called AVANT-GARDE UP YOUR ASS, someone should.
Subconscious tip of the day: according to my tape recorder, I awoke sometime in the middle of the night and muttered, "If you've got the gift, expect the grift." So be ready for it I guess
If you name your kid "Scut" he's probably going to be a malcontent.
'Twas the night before Christmas in Hell
and Satan lit out for a spell.
As he flew 'round the earth
Hades hollered with mirth,
"Last Yuletide before 2012!"