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[Ron Earl Phillips]

Honest enough to nitpic all my flaws.
Funny looking, smelling iffy too.
Smart as a brick, otherwise she'd never pick me.
Common Interests with other man hating women
Compassionate to rescue aisle upon aisle of merchandise with my credit card and/or bank card.
Looks down at me constantly.

In that order.  

Oh I almost forgot JW is not wrong....Boobies.  

Fixed it.

[Matthew]

"It's your values that attracted me to you... and your face, and your hair, and your breasts."

(I love Arrested Development)

[Matthew]

There may be a curse associated with indulging in the Permuted lust match.  I'll leave it at that.   

Just because it didn't work out between you and Kody is no reason to be bitter. 

[Brave Blue Mice]

Brainy busty chicks.  And redheads...  Damn, do I lurves me some redheads.

~BBM

[NateEikinskjaldi]

One:  She can't be stupid.  This is non-negotiable.

Two:  Has to be healthy; neither anorexic nor morbidly obese.

Three:  No serious drug problems.

Four:  Not a murderer.

Five:  Can't look anything like my mother.

Everything else, we can work around.   

Also, I seem to be drawn to bisexual girls.  And I've only been seriously attracted to three girls in my life and all three have a name ending in a soft A sound; not sure if that's significant.

[Tara]

If the male/female ratio is 4.7:1, then it seems like it should be the women posting what they want in a man, rather than the other way around. After all, if any of us girls are looking, there are almost five guys for each one of us, so we can afford to be extremely picky, while the men will just have to take what they can get.

[Stephen A. North]

Hi Tara,

You are right of course.  This was sort of a tongue in cheek post for me.  I'm not even on the available list.  Not sure whether any love matches have resulted, but I tried. 

[Kody Boye]

I recently came to a conclusion that I'd like a woman like this:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/njL1Hfk9fXM" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/njL1Hfk9fXM</a>

[Stephen A. North]

I was thinking, perhaps I should re-vive this thread.  As a single man, I may have something to say, and what better place to start than with an irreverlent topic as a lead-in to my return to this forum?  Ease back in.

[Permuted Press]

I was thinking, perhaps I should re-vive this thread.  As a single man, I may have something to say, and what better place to start than with an irreverlent topic as a lead-in to my return to this forum?  Ease back in.

So tell us, Stephen, what are you looking for in a man now that you're on the market.   

[zombiemutts]

Kinda walked into that one, Stephen.

[Bobbie]

Stephen, I'm totally sorry this happened.  How are you?

[Stephen A. North]

Haha, Jacob...Nice one! 

Bobbie, actually I am happier than I've been in years.  Maybe ever.  Very glad to be back here, also!  Hope you are doing well.   

[MarcW]

What do I want from a woman?  ...And I say this as a happily married man... I want sex.  Strip out all the sophistication and subtleties... I want sex.  Preferably good sex.

Playing the sophistication and subtlety card is how I got it before I got married and now after I'm married I have to sharpen my skills in those subtleties in order to get it now.  Sophistication is out the window now because my wife is long since onto me. 

Had to substitute that with washing the dishes a doing a bit of laundry.  That does wonders. 

Well, not always.

Tenacity is another key word.

Hope is another.

But what the hell do I know?

[Bobbie]