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Author Topic: What the men of this forum want in a woman---Could you be the one?  (Read 4052 times)

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Re: What the men of this forum want in a woman---Could you be the one?
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2010, 09:30:50 AM »

A pulse.... No wait not even that.

Heheheheee.

I used to use this answer as a response to this general inquiry ...

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Re: What the men of this forum want in a woman---Could you be the one?
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2010, 10:03:35 AM »

I would be perfect for zak :P I meet the criteria.
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Re: What the men of this forum want in a woman---Could you be the one?
« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2010, 01:29:32 PM »

The single most important thing I look for is that a woman is smart.  Nerdy is good too, but that usually goes hand in hand with the first part.

Physically I honestly don't care what a woman looks like, as long as she's natural.  Tall, short, thin, plump, it's all good as long as that's what nature gave her.  Nothing that doesn't biodegrade after they turn into a zombie, thank you. :walkingzombie:
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Re: What the men of this forum want in a woman---Could you be the one?
« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2010, 03:15:29 PM »

Let's see... smart, loyal, affectionate, cuddly... wait, that's what I look for in a cat.

One of the most attractive qualities in a woman is curiosity.  I like to be around someone who is smart, and who loves learning things.  I like someone who is excited by life and wants to learn and grow for the sheer joy of it.

My other big consideration is kindness.  I don't mean superficial niceness or charm, those are fine, but what's important is something that runs much deeper.  I admire someone who cares about other people, family and friends, but also strangers and even difficult people.  When someone cares more about doing what's genuinely best by others, not just what is politic or comfortable, they've got me.

Physical beauty is nice, but only to a degree.  A woman who bases her worth on being good looking is not worth spending much time with, IMO.  A woman whose looks are only a reflection of a beautiful heart, mind and soul is a whole 'nother animal.  In fact, with that kind of beauty, what she looks like is not that big a deal.
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Re: What the men of this forum want in a woman---Could you be the one?
« Reply #34 on: May 18, 2010, 06:23:06 PM »

I like girls who understand and enjoy guy humor. Because I don't get girl humor at all. I also have this thing for girls with big noses...go figure. (Which is why I plan to kidnap Lady Gaga).
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Re: What the men of this forum want in a woman---Could you be the one?
« Reply #35 on: June 07, 2010, 07:31:49 PM »

Wonder how many successful love matches this place has brought together?  Surely there must be a couple.  Even one couple?   To be sure, there may have been some cheap, sordid encounters, but this thread was intended to be wholesome. 

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Re: What the men of this forum want in a woman---Could you be the one?
« Reply #36 on: June 07, 2010, 07:52:02 PM »

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Re: What the men of this forum want in a woman---Could you be the one?
« Reply #37 on: June 07, 2010, 08:05:40 PM »

Wonder how many successful love matches this place has brought together?  Surely there must be a couple.  Even one couple?   To be sure, there may have been some cheap, sordid encounters, but this thread was intended to be wholesome. 

I didn't meet Pat on the Permuted boards. I met him on an oekaki board linked through a Cowboy Bebop fansite back in 2003. Both sites are now defunct.
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Re: What the men of this forum want in a woman---Could you be the one?
« Reply #38 on: June 07, 2010, 08:44:42 PM »

There may be a curse associated with indulging in the Permuted lust match.  I'll leave it at that.   ;D
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Re: What the men of this forum want in a woman---Could you be the one?
« Reply #39 on: June 07, 2010, 08:56:02 PM »

Bad news ladies.  Not only is Rush Limbaugh not on the forum, he also just got married
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Re: What the men of this forum want in a woman---Could you be the one?
« Reply #40 on: June 07, 2010, 09:14:58 PM »

Bad news ladies.  Not only is Rush Limbaugh not on the forum, he also just got married

But, but. . .there's still hope to be his number 5!!

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Re: What the men of this forum want in a woman---Could you be the one?
« Reply #41 on: June 07, 2010, 09:50:01 PM »

To be sure, there may have been some cheap, sordid encounters, but this thread was intended to be wholesome. 

I read 'wholesome' as 'threesome.'

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Re: What the men of this forum want in a woman---Could you be the one?
« Reply #42 on: June 07, 2010, 10:11:08 PM »

Kody, I am shocked, SHOCKED, that you saw a double entendre in something. :o ;D
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Re: What the men of this forum want in a woman---Could you be the one?
« Reply #43 on: June 08, 2010, 12:30:44 AM »

Kody, I am shocked, SHOCKED, that you saw a double entendre in something. :o ;D

I've seen more than my fair share of entendres since I've got to Texas. Ow ow!
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Re: What the men of this forum want in a woman---Could you be the one?
« Reply #44 on: June 08, 2010, 02:01:00 PM »

Bad news ladies.  Not only is Rush Limbaugh not on the forum, he also just got married

I'm married too, Rush. No one has to know  ;)
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