Why's you all gots to be hatin' on the zee? Hunh? Man, I feel tewible now. Ewevy body wanna kill da pooh wittle zees. It's not fwair, I tells you all; not fwair at all. Nobody wanna see the zee win? See, not fwair....
Is funny story. Talking to a friend about Dead Snow. He was confused for a minute about what my priorities in the movie would be. He was all: "Yahhhh, killing Nazi zombies, whoo hoo." I'm being all quiet and taciturn, like I sometimes am, and he comes to a realization (even though we've talked about zombie movies before). "Wait, you root for the zombies, don't you?" "Yes, as a matter of fact I do."
Just sharing a moment of quiet Zee contemplation. Now go back to your terrible killing of the poor, innocent defenseless zombies.