You get the official werewolf rasberry!
Sold over 50 at work this week!
Most excellent work, brutha. Did you employ my patented Big Stick Technology? It's a very effective sales tool; useful in so many variable situations and with a veritable cornucopia of clientele. If you would like, a demonstration could be arranged.....Or, you could just take my word and purchase (for the low, low, low price of your soul, or your brain, whichever; we zombies are not picky) a piece of the Big Stick Technology train?
Grin grin grin.
C'mon, you know you wanna!
PS: Good luck on the sales, brutha. Remember what they say about a rolling stone? Well, I'm sure the shaggies are just as apt to not grow on a moving target.
Go git 'em!
PPS: "Official Werewolf Raspberry?" Well, THAT sounds, uhm, like something....