i'd like to see zombies on Old Earth. like in Jason X. because my tastes are plaebian.
"Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you are now the first human beings to set foot on Old Earth in three thousand years. All records of why our ancestors left the homeworld have been lost to history, but legends say there was some terrible epidemic that forced them all off world.
What's that, Mrs. Pretorius? No, no, we're in no danger. Since Old Earth was redicovered there have been over a hundred sampling probes sent down, and not one has encountered so much as a dangerous microbe. We wouldn't've sent the lander back to the cruise ship if we weren't one-hundred-percent sure we'd all be perfectly safe here.
Yes, Mr. Tonklin? The what? What are you talkng-- By Allah! A survivor! We've assumed all human life on Earth had died out. Over here, my friend! Come join us!!
What an amazing day. Reunited with humans who have been on Earth all these years. What stories would they have to share? Look, look, there are more of them. A whole tribe it seems...
Why... yes, Mrs. Pretorius, I agree. They do look a bit pale. Perhaps we should all keep a safe distance for the moment..."