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Re: Thread Jackers Haven - All Who Enter Here, Beware - There Be Distractions Here
« Reply #690 on: February 28, 2010, 03:25:44 PM »
Quote from: stonecrusher on February 28, 2010, 07:08:46 AM
Well sitting down does add a few steps.  How many women clean the seat first, how many have to cover it with TP?  Men also have urnils.  that means there are alsmot twice as many places for us to go in each bathroom.  makes things much faster for us.  and usually the lines in the mens room are short enough not to leave the bathroom.  2 or 3 men behind each urinal instead of one long line. 

This is going to sound highly prudish of me, but I CANNOT, for the life of me, stand urinals. Every time I go near one, I freak out because I'm worried chlamydia or herpes is going to jump out at me.

*shivers*

The last time I used one was when I was in a Denver McDonalds... and trust me... ughhhhhh... there's no way to describe how I felt. I could probably describe it, but it would probably be pornographic in nature, and not in a good way either.

*shivers*

They scare me very, very badly. I always make sure to use stalls. They're not much better, but hey, at least you're standing up and away from anything that might have STDs, other people's wangs, urine...
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Re: Thread Jackers Haven - All Who Enter Here, Beware - There Be Distractions He
« Reply #691 on: February 28, 2010, 06:10:47 PM »
Sounds like a story for Fearology ...
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Re: Thread Jackers Haven - All Who Enter Here, Beware - There Be Distractions Here
« Reply #692 on: March 01, 2010, 08:05:13 PM »
Hey, Moderators!  What did you do with my new bff Dakota who invited me to share in her naughty adventures the other night?  ;)
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Re: Thread Jackers Haven - All Who Enter Here, Beware - There Be Distractions Here
« Reply #693 on: March 01, 2010, 08:53:05 PM »
Is she gone?

Maybe she got tired of the lines.  You might check the men's room.
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Re: Thread Jackers Haven - All Who Enter Here, Beware - There Be Distractions He
« Reply #694 on: March 02, 2010, 10:50:44 AM »
Oh my!
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Re: Thread Jackers Haven - All Who Enter Here, Beware - There Be Distractions Here
« Reply #695 on: March 06, 2010, 04:27:27 PM »
Makes me want some fresh-picked spaghetti.

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Re: Thread Jackers Haven - All Who Enter Here, Beware - There Be Distractions He
« Reply #696 on: March 13, 2010, 06:58:20 AM »
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Re: Thread Jackers Haven - All Who Enter Here, Beware - There Be Distractions Here
« Reply #697 on: March 13, 2010, 04:58:25 PM »
Mercy!

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Re: Thread Jackers Haven - All Who Enter Here, Beware - There Be Distractions He
« Reply #698 on: March 13, 2010, 08:59:01 PM »
Uhmmmm, NSWF and NWFW!

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Re: Thread Jackers Haven - All Who Enter Here, Beware - There Be Distractions He
« Reply #699 on: March 18, 2010, 02:59:33 PM »
Apologies for jacking the thread, but March Madness is upon us.


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Re: Thread Jackers Haven - All Who Enter Here, Beware - There Be Distractions He
« Reply #700 on: March 18, 2010, 07:23:02 PM »
See? Zombie always wins ..
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Re: Thread Jackers Haven - All Who Enter Here, Beware - There Be Distractions He
« Reply #701 on: March 19, 2010, 01:23:47 PM »
In a similar vein, the Zombie Flowchart.

(very embiggened diagram)
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Re: Thread Jackers Haven - All Who Enter Here, Beware - There Be Distractions He
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Re: Thread Jackers Haven - All Who Enter Here, Beware - There Be Distractions He
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