So I was signing a copy of this at Walden's in the local mall while talking with the cashier, and I accidentally violated that old dictum, "Say it, don't spray it"--I gleaked on the title page! I told the cashier to label the book with "Spit on by Author" and the customer next to me grimaced; she obviously didn't find it very funny. Oh well. As the cashier said, the germs will die.