Well, friends, Romans, and a few other people whom I don't really know. I'm mad as heck and ... well, not really, but it is one of my favourite quotes from a movie (Network, old movie, great ending.)
This is the preamble to a thing. That thing? Word association. We do it all over the place here in Permuted Land, so, here's a thing just for that thing. I will throw out a word. You, being the erstwhile wordsmiths that you all is, will throw back in another word and so on, and so on, and so on ad infinitem. Please limit it to a single word or a single hyphenated word set.
According to my vasty calculations (sTaT mAN here), the end result will be vastly disproportionate to the begining word, or, it will end up being a word so close as to be indishtinguishably the same or similiar enough to merit a term just as such. By the way, please disregard any intention of being cwazy, as it is already a given that you already are.
So, are you sitting comfortably? Then we shall begin: