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[Matt-M-McElroy]

Zen of Zombie

Do you struggle out of bed each morning and sway lifelessly across the room, mouth agape, arms hanging slack, murmuring unintelligibly? Well, take heart: you’re not alone! But these other staggering, limp, perpetually drowsy folks just happen to be zombies—and it turns out they can teach us a lot about enjoying life. And only here, between the covers of this book, will you learn their secrets to happiness.

Learn how to slow down and move at your own pace, become your own boss, and just devour those irritating people who get in your way. And there’s more, because zombies can offer no-nonsense advice on love, playing to your strengths, and on becoming more adaptable.

Anyone have this book?

Is it as funny as it sounds?

[Dr. Pus]

Is it as funny as it sounds?

Uh, no. I bought this when it came out because of a pimpage podmail from the author. It's a really well produced book. Reminded me of the cool New Testement Bible I got for graduating 7th grade. The pages are heavy and think. The printing is great. But ....

The author just tries to hard to be funny and after awhile it just gets a little, no .. a lot mundane. It's a great idea. It really is. I just didn't get it I guess.

[Matthew]

This sounds like something Zak could do a bang up job with!

[Zombie Zak]

Ahem.

Matthew; are you somehow connected to a higher source that's giving you the 411 on what's percolating in my brain?  Hunh?

I happen to have a similar such project in the "fermentation" phase of my digestive enhanced wordy word spewing brain machine.

What's even funnier (and I haven't come across the book you've mentioned, monsieur McElroy as of yet) is that I thought of starting a thread along those lines about 4 days ago; I just didn't have time and had forgotten about the idea at the time.  Freaky!

Now, ain't that a kick in the keyster?

PS: Thanks for the vote of C, Matthew; that's "C" as in confidence!