Well, if you're interested. I've begun development on a new process, a new system of intelligent performance improvement and defense infrastructure. I've patented it, and I'm getting ready to roll it out soon. Now, you ask, what could it possibly be? As it comes from the obtuse mind of you know me? What could it be?
Well, friends and fellow Rambo rousers, it's the next great wave of personal and professional defense. The next big thing to assist poor lonely managers who have impertinent staff to deal with. The mostest, bestest, neatest new way to motivate others to do things in the right way.
It's "Big Stick Technology!" That's what it is, yo! How does it work? I'm glad you asked.
If somebody is going slow on the highway in the fast lane, you whip out the big stick and hit 'em over the head.
If somebody tries to steal your intellectual property, you whip out the big stick and hit 'em over the head.
If somebody is not pulling their weight on that big project, you whip out the big stick and hit 'em over the head.
You see how it works? So simple, so sleek, so elegant; I'm surprised that I did not invent it earlier. But, lumpies and gilders, the new, patented Big Stick Technology is here to make life so much more nicer. Isn't that grand?
I thought so, too.