(ahem)
Now everybody
Have you heard?
If you're in the game
Then roll's the word
Don't take no rhythm
Don't take no style
Time for monster killin
Grab your phial and
Put your right hand out
Give the dice a shake
Roll for damage
Against the fire-drake
Make a save v. poison
Or you're gonna die
Better call a cleric
You know why, just
Roll D-20
Dungeons and Dragons and a magic spell
Roll D-20
(Roll!)
Roll D-20
You got your damage down
Roll D-20
Saved from the wyvern but man, you pissed the DM now