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Things that make you go hmm...
« on: March 30, 2012, 11:30:15 AM »
What is another word for synonym?
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Re: Things that make you go hmm...
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2012, 11:30:55 AM »
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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Re: Things that make you go hmm...
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2012, 11:31:40 AM »
Why isn't there a shorter way to say "abbreviated"?
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Re: Things that make you go hmm...
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2012, 11:32:37 AM »
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Re: Things that make you go hmm...
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2012, 11:33:20 AM »
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Re: Things that make you go hmm...
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2012, 11:34:15 AM »
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Re: Things that make you go hmm...
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2012, 04:39:23 PM »
hmm...
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Re: Things that make you go hmm...
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2012, 07:22:40 PM »
1) American "Football" - a sport in which most of the players don't use their feet.

2) The "World Series" - a sporting event in which most of the world don't participate.
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Re: Things that make you go hmm...
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2012, 08:38:46 AM »
World War-involves a couple countries from about 3 continents.
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Re: Things that make you go hmm...
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2012, 12:14:40 PM »
Oooh - might have to call you on that one, Lain. It's considered a "world war" not just because of the countries that were actually fighting (I'd have to research the actual number, but it was a lot more than just "a couple") but because of the countries that supported them, or were affected by the conflict (directly, politically, economically, or whatever).
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Re: Things that make you go hmm...
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2012, 12:35:50 PM »
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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Re: Things that make you go hmm...
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2012, 11:31:35 AM »
why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
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Re: Things that make you go hmm...
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2012, 12:52:36 PM »
Why does Donald Duck wear no pants, but wrap a towel about his waist as he exits the shower?
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Re: Things that make you go hmm...
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2012, 06:48:29 AM »
i always wondered that one!  Squidward from Spongbob does it too.  Maybe their pants are the same colour as their legs?
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