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Lane Adamson

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More bad news
« on: December 27, 2011, 05:05:31 PM »

Since 1990, the number of schools offering a two-year hunchbacking degree has dropped from 492 to 39, leaving many mad scientists without much-needed grotesque lab assistants.
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Re: More bad news
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2011, 06:59:53 PM »

What has the world come to?
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Re: More bad news
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2012, 07:40:44 PM »

While that is a shame, I'm sure there are plenty of us out of work handypeople who would be plenty qualified save a lack of disfigurement.  I'm sure we could come up with a two day disfiguration seminar  featuring keynote speaker Dolf Backbreaker.  That void could be filled with modern retraining, and I just don't see the industry accepting that, so they're really digging their own graves.
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Re: More bad news
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2012, 07:46:09 PM »

Was he the guy in Rocky IV?
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